Cowbell Assignment

NAME: ____ DATE: _____ CITY: _____
Cyberjamz Focus Assignment
DIRECTIONS: To the best of your ability, fill in each statement to make it true and correct using the words in from the box below.>>
1. “__________ ring are you listening?” (to the tune of Winter Wonderland)>>
2. “Will someone PLEASE stop those ___________ from ringing?”>>
3. JerzPeach says to Soul Oasis, “Hey, my ________ are ringing, wanna play?”>>
4. TeeCee13 likes pissy _________.>>
5. “Anyone that comes to chat on tomorrow without their _________ will stay in for>>
recess.” Said Teach1 to the room.>>
6. “I wanna marry you underneath the__________ moon.” Says SteveBass to Crescendo.
7. “Anyone wanna see my_________? Asks KrazyKilroy, “Ok great, let me get the magnifying glass.”
8. “Hey! Get your __________ offa me!” Yells Mendoza to Wendy.
9. Special guest appearance by DiamondDancer and her infamous ________ tribute at this year’s Cyberjamz Christmas Party.
10. BONUS QUESTION Bruce Dickerson has gotta have more _________!
DISCLAIMER: FOR CRACKING UP PURPOSES ONLY! NO PUNS INTENEDED!

1) Cowbells
2) Cowbells
3) thought she said, "what's with these @#$%!%$#^# cowbells" Pretty sure she said that.
4) mattresses. (can't mess with that one...)
5) Old cowbell
6)
7) Lost pride.........
8) Old cowbell.....
9) Cowbell needing JESUS, Man!!!
10) Gold-Plated Diapers.......